Craig has been bringing the thunder to the rhythm section of various bands before he could even grow hair in his armpits. He enjoys long walks on the beach, and cutting off the sleeves of most of his t-shirts.

Most of the guys in the band claim “Craig don’t care”, but that’s not true. He cares a lot. Just not about you, or the world spiraling into an eternal hell hole.

Come say hi to him at a show. He’s pretty friendly, especially if you bring him snacks.